YouJustGottaLaughAtThis

Emotions.

Yeah, we all got them and of course there a pain in the batooty booty. But hey what can you do? I have stared at this blank space for I dont know how long and when it finally hit me on what to write I fought with myself. I didn't want to write about how much my life sucks. I want to be funny and stuff. So then I started thinking. How can I make my life sucking, sound funny? And this is what I came up with. Please enjoy the following.

FAIL BLOG!!!!

Over the past few weeks I have been making a lot of EpicFails. For example, falling down the steps seem to be tradition for me. I swear, for about a week, every morning just like clockwork, I'd go downstairs and in my attempt to skip steps I'd fall flat on my butt. You'd think that after the second time I'd learn better but nope. I'm not THAT smart. Haha. Finally I got sick of falling so I actually walked down the steps. Feeling accomplished I realized I forgot my phone upstaires. (I walk around with my phone for some odd reason.) I looked back at my new found foe and thought, was my phone really worth the trip? OF COURSE IT WAS! So I headed up the steps watching my feet. Then I heard my phone ring and I started to book it. And of course, because my Ninja Skills are just that great I fell UP the steps. I know TALENT!

Recently I checked the mail. I know what your thinking, What's so bad about that? Well let me tell you something. I checked the mail, meaning I actually got up, put on some shoes after traveling down those dangerous steps again,to go outside in the HEAT, walk halfway around the block, to go get the mail, THAT WASN'T EVEN THERE! And it was HOT. Like, the heat waves were 2 feet away. On top of that I tripped hard. I didn't even fall I just stumbled a little. But it was so bad that I had to STOP and LAUGH at myself. Then when I continued to walk I realized that the back of my dress was caught in my underwear. Yeah... Everyone who wanted could see my purple underpants. That's what I get for trying to be nice and check the mail.

You know what I'm so embarrassed by that I don't even want to write anymore. I should go cut people with a freshly sharpened orange peel. Haha whoever saw me is gonna get shanked with a citrus fruit. Hahaha hey atleast they'll smell good.

I'm out

TheNinjaHasSpoken